Elevate & Hydrate

So THIS is what they talk about... the whole "swelling" of the feet. Only it doesn't just stop there... it continues up what used to be my ankles, which are now barely even cankles (they are more like a continued extension of my THIGH), up my thigh, my bodacious booty, fingers, wrists, forearms, flappers, neck, and finally my cheeks.

On a normal day, this is what my feet look like:

On a swelling day, this is what my feet look like:

The skin is crazy tight, I can barely walk - the skin won't stretch to let the normal human movement take place. Besides the huge mass of belly that sways with each stride, this restrictive motion REALLY makes me look like a penguin. It is comedy.

The solution? Elevate and Hydrate of course!